Girl, where are all your FRETS? And don't you know that you're not gonna get any good notes playing ALL the way up THERE? Plus how you gonna play without a mizrab? Unless you got fingernails like horse hooves. Let me see? Hmm. Ok. You'll be alright. Damn, you must still be eating all that gelatin.
Plus, you kinda play, well not sitting on that stone bench....but like...you know on the floor....with your leg crossed like....errr....no, not like that.....more like......ummm. Never mind.